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Forgot the bags again? -5,000 Aura.

Forgot the bags again? -5,000 Aura.

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Forgot the bags again? -5,000 Aura.

Regular price $27.99
Sale price $27.99 Regular price

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You knew it the second you walked in.
No bags. No plan. Just vibes.
That’s a -5,000 Aura moment.

We’ve all been there: you’re standing at the checkout, looking the cashier in the eye, and realizing your mountain of reusable bags is exactly where they don’t need to be—in the trunk of your car. It’s a massive hit to the ego. It’s a -5,000 Aura move.

This shirt is part of our Inaugural Comfort Goods collection, designed for those who embrace the "Proudly Uncool" lifestyle. Featuring premium Cooper Black typography and a multi-color heritage drop shadow, this design is printed on our curated selection of vintage-soft blanks, including Natural, Sage, and Sand.

  • Brand: Reluctantly Social Supply Co.

  • Vibe: 1970s Supply Store aesthetic meets modern-day minor tragedies.

  • Material: Heritage-soft fabric with a lived-in, vintage feel.

  • Fit: Relaxed retail fit—perfect for the walk of shame back to the parking lot.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG/DTF printing options for vibrant sleeve and chest designs
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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  • ★★★★★

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    This shirt called me ou

    "Wore this to the grocery store and immediately got roasted by my wife because… yeah, it’s accurate. I always think I can carry everything in one trip. Quality is solid and the print looks even better in person. Easily my new go-to weekend shirt."

    Mark T.

  • ★★★★★

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    Painfully relatable

    Bought this for my husband after watching him drop half the groceries in the driveway last week. He laughed when he opened it and now wears it way too often. Fit is great, super comfortable, and it’s one of those shirts people actually comment on."

    Jenna R.

  • ★★★★★

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    Instant conversation starter

    Didn’t expect this many people to react to a t-shirt, but here we are. Wore it out and had multiple people laugh and say “that’s me.” Material feels premium, not cheap like some novelty tees. Definitely grabbing another design."

    Chris M.

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